A night of cabaret, live singing and comedy with The Contessa Guapatini
From €20 per personThe listing states 3 hours, although the performance time and the period from doors opening produce different totals. Confirm the schedule for your date.Final booking with external provider
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Live drag cabaret

Puerto del Carmen · Lanzarote

A night of cabaret, live singing and comedy with The Contessa Guapatini

★★★★★ 100% · 10 stated group limit
From €20 per person from 74 visible reviews

Paul Burnham becomes The Contessa Guapatini for an intimate show combining live singing, comedy, lighting effects and audience participation. The entire performance is in English.

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⚡ Wheelchair-accessible venue · Prices, times and availability may change. Confirm the current details on GetYourGuide before booking.

Drinks and transport are not included, and food availability is not stated. The activity is unsuitable for people with epilepsy, while the listing’s age restrictions are unclear and should be confirmed on GetYourGuide.

✔ Live singing, comedy and lighting effects
✔ Audience participation in an intimate venue
✔ Table service during both intervals
✔ Wheelchair-accessible venue

Quick summary before booking

Who is it for?

  • English-speaking travellers
  • Drag cabaret fans
  • Guests who enjoy live singing
  • People seeking an interactive night out

How long does it take?

The listing states 3 hours, although the performance time and the period from doors opening produce different totals. Confirm the schedule for your date.

What's included?

  • Live entertainment
  • Singing and comedy
  • Audience participation
  • Lighting effects
  • Table service during the intervals

Is it worth it?

It may be worthwhile if you want an intimate evening of singing, humour and interaction in English. The available feedback is highly positive, though guests mainly seeking comedy should note that some reviewers wanted less singing.

💡 TourBookGo tip

Bring a hand fan because the venue can become warm. Check the schedule, age policy and any specific accessibility requirement before booking.

A performance with its own personalityThe Contessa Guapatini leads an evening of singing, humour and interaction rather than simply presenting a sequence of numbers.
A close-up atmosphereThe intimate format brings the performance close to the audience. One individual observation says the interaction can also reach guests beyond the front row.
Service during the breaksTable service is available during two 15-minute intervals. Drinks are not included, and their prices are not specified.
An accessible venueThe venue is described as wheelchair accessible, although any specific access requirement should be confirmed before attending.

📖 What to expect from Guapatini Live

The show blends live vocals, comedy, songs, lighting effects and audience participation. Paul Burnham performs as The Contessa Guapatini in a private venue with an intimate atmosphere.

It is designed as a full evening of entertainment. Because it is entirely in English and includes audience interaction, it works best for guests who understand the language and enjoy close contact between performer and audience.

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Doors open at 20:00

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Listed start time of 21:00

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Expected finish at approximately 23:15

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A chance to enjoy singing and humour at close range, with audience participation and an intimate atmosphere.

A night of cabaret, live singing and comedy with The Contessa Guapatini
Live singing, comedy and lighting are central to the show. Stage entertainment

What travellers value most

The available summary of 40 verified reviews highlights the humour, vocal quality, songs, interaction, staff, intimate setting and value for money.

Within that summary, 94% of English-speaking travellers awarded the highest score. Some would prefer more comedy and less singing, which is useful context if stand-up-style humour is your main priority.

Humour Live singing Interaction Intimate setting

Review summary

A chance to enjoy singing and humour at close range, with audience participation and an intimate atmosphere.

The prevailing impression is of an enjoyable, worthwhile night out, especially for guests who appreciate singing, comedy and audience engagement.

100%in English
3 hrslisted duration
10stated group limit
4.9/5from 74 visible reviews

🗣️ Review summary

Summary of 40 verified reviews

The most praised features are the humour, vocals, songs, interaction, staff and value for money.

Preference mentioned by some guests

Some audience members would like a greater proportion of comedy and less singing.

Individual observations

One review mentions the venue’s small size and another says interaction extends beyond the front row; neither is a confirmed trend.

Times and duration: what to check

The listed commercial duration is 3 hours, but the published times do not align precisely with that figure. From 21:00 to 23:15 is about 2 hours 15 minutes, while doors at 20:00 to the expected finish covers about 3 hours 15 minutes.

The provider does not explain how the 3 hours are calculated. Arrival is recommended at around 20:15 and no later than 15 minutes before the start. Check the exact schedule for your date on GetYourGuide.

A night of cabaret, live singing and comedy with The Contessa Guapatini
Audience participation forms part of the format. Interactive show
A night of cabaret, live singing and comedy with The Contessa Guapatini
A night of cabaret, live singing and comedy with The Contessa Guapatini
A night of cabaret, live singing and comedy with The Contessa Guapatini
A night of cabaret, live singing and comedy with The Contessa Guapatini

Tickets and conditions

From €20, with advance purchase required

From €20 per person

Tickets must be bought in advance. The listing offers free cancellation up to 24 hours beforehand for a full refund and a reserve-now-and-pay-later option. Confirm current terms on GetYourGuide.

Language100% in English
Duration3 hours listed; the calculation is not explained
GroupSmall group, limited to 10 participants
Meeting pointGuapatini’s Show Bar, Centro Atlantico
AccessibilityWheelchair accessible
CancellationFree up to 24 hours in advance for a full refund
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Prices, times and availability may change. Confirm the current details on GetYourGuide before booking.

A night of cabaret, live singing and comedy with The Contessa Guapatini
Table service operates during the intervals. Cabaret night

How to book this experience

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Is this experience right for you?

It is particularly well suited to English-speaking travellers looking for cabaret, theatre, musicals, live singing, comedy and participatory evening entertainment.

It may not suit guests who do not understand English, prefer spacious or minimally interactive venues, need transport included, are sensitive to heat or have epilepsy.

English-speaking travellers Cabaret and theatre fans Guests who enjoy singing and comedy People comfortable with audience interaction
A night of cabaret, live singing and comedy with The Contessa Guapatini
An evening of entertainment close to the audience. The Contessa Guapatini

❓ Frequently asked questions

What language is Guapatini Live performed in?
The show is performed entirely in English, so understanding the language is important for following the humour and interaction.
How long does the show last?
The listing states 3 hours, although 21:00 to 23:15 is about 2 hours 15 minutes and doors at 20:00 to the finish is about 3 hours 15 minutes. Confirm the schedule for your date.
Are drinks or transport included?
No. Drinks and transport to and from the venue are excluded. Drink prices and the availability of food are not specified.
Is the venue accessible, and are there restrictions?
The venue is described as wheelchair accessible. The show is unsuitable for people with epilepsy. The listing separately mentions babies under 1 and children under 2 without clarifying the policy for older children, so confirm it before booking.
Where does the activity begin?
At Guapatini’s Show Bar in the centre of Centro Atlantico, Puerto del Carmen, on the main seafront avenue, behind Hennessey’s Bar and beside the rear of Betty Boops. No exact postal address or pickup is provided.

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Singing, humour and interaction with The Contessa Guapatini

Guapatini Live offers an intimate, entirely English-language experience for anyone who wants to combine cabaret, music and comedy during an evening in Lanzarote.

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